I've given up drinking wine for a year, but I never gave up giving wine. You know the drill: You are late to the party, scrambling to gather your things and go. At the door, you realize: Shiitake, I forgot a gift! and so you rummage through your own measly collection of wine and grab something, check out the label as if this will tell you anything at all worth knowing, and then assure yourself it will have to suffice.
Why not slap one of these funny wine tags on said bottle and own up to your last-minuteness and abiding ignorance? I love these and am thankful to my bud Heather for showing them to me approximately four minutes before I started writing this post. Prime example of the deeply important investigatory work we are up to in the Coffee Bean cave!