This is the first installment (of hopefully many) ADR Fic Bits - i.e. pinches of fiction. Good calisthenics for my novel writing. Enjoy!
Miss Matilda woke up feeling less than. The mirror confirmed her suspicion: she looked a fair bit like sh*t. But as she was doing her morning pee, the universe whispered a curious something.
Shoulders back. Tits out. Smile.
And she pulled the handle and flushed, and decided it was beneath the universe to say tits. Thinking of this helped mightily with Instruction #3 though. She smiled.
The day would be okay.